Wednesday, February 7, 2007

Issue 1 - Hot Shit v. Piece of Shit


HOT Shit

New Young Pony Club's Ice Cream Remixes
Another scoop of our favourite flavour, please.

Payless Shoe's Patent Mary Jane Wedges
Where else can you pay $40 for Kate Spade look-a-likes?

Purple
The new navy.

The Sartorialist Blog on Style.com

Bring on the second season!!!

Beige Patent Accessories
One part hooker + one part granny = 100% H.S.

Niyi
His music is the only thing keeping us warm this winter. Listen here

The Peter Bjorn and John T-Shirt

As worn by Drew Barrymore on SNL.

A.P.C.
Absolutely. Perfect. Clothes.

Coloured Denim
Those Japanese girls from five years ago were fashion prophets.

White Nail Polish
Remember when you painted you nails with White-Out in school?

Getting Excited
It's such a luxury not to talk to stone-cold cardboard cut-out Anna Wintour wannabes these days.

Piece of SHIT


Lincoln Park After Dark

When your suburban boss cops your nail polish it's time to move on.

Urban Outfitter's "Anti-War Scarf"
Hello???

Sienna Miller
Showing tits & ass won't make you a better actress.

DJ Groupies

That's great that you know the DJ but do you have any friends?

Fergie
Her face looks like a hair scrunchie.

Cynicism

Looking like you're sucking on a lemon makes us wish you were. Bitch.

The Skinny Jean Sag

Whatever size you are in the Topshop change room, buy one size smaller. Trust us.

Salt Stains

Ruining winter boots everywhere.


ALL TEXT COPYRIGHT MISSY AND EM, YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND 2007
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.

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