Monday, March 5, 2007

Issue 5 - Wank Fantasy v. Wankster

Wank Fantasy

Niyi Bucket Necklace
You have a fuckin' KFC BUCKET around your neck!!!

Friends who let you crash over
Thanks for putting up with us freaking out/puking up/passing out. In that order.

Fendi Color Block Purse
All of our favourite colours in one fabulous clutch.

Dries Van Noten's fall '07 collection
Utterly perfect.

Brogues and Creepers
The return of real shoes.

White Cube's Crossfire Exhibition
The only reason left to brave Shoreditch hipsters.
more on White Cube's Crossfire

Neon Eyeliner
Cuz black eyeliner isn't going to cut it this spring.

Kenzie Girl
So good we forgot it was Canadian. Plus it's cheap like a bogo at Payless.
more Kenzie Girl

Favourite Sons
Totally haunting voice.
more Favourite Sons

William Morris
"Have nothing in your house that you do not know to be useful, or believe to be beautiful."

Dressing for Your Own Pleasure
Wear whatever makes you happy and people will totally respond. It's very reinforcing.


Wankster

Fur Trimmed Hoods
Do you really need a ratty-ass squirrel hanging off your back collecting burrs and dead leaves?


Andre Leon Talley
For behaving like the Simon Cowell of styling and pressuring Jennifer Hudson into the ugliest Oscar ensemble recently.


Quirky
We hate this word. Again, only people 60+ use this word.

The Use of Vowels
As in MSTRKRFT or BFF. Useless letters be gone! Plus it helps in the economics of texting.

Realness Obsession
People who can't handle wearing a knock-off bag because they scared of being found out. A fake designer bag is still a real fake designer bag. Would paying $3000 make it more legitimate or more ridiculous?

Prescribed Norms
Why do dykes have short hair? Why do gay guys wear lip gloss? Why do assholes wear long sleeves woven shirts to the bar on Friday night? Why do whores wear knee high boots? Why is everyone so fucking predictable?

Iqons.com
This is supposed to be the MySpace of the fashion world. Emmy tells me it's really slow. I checked it out for a few minutes but then got weirded out as I fell into this alternate universe where everything is very pretty and everyone is a 26yr old Conde Nast fashion editor and Central St Martin grad. - Missy
more Iqons






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