Friday, August 1, 2008

Hey. What's up?

I've decided to resurrect YNBF because there aren't enough useless blogs out there. But seriously, now that our readership is non-existent, I can write whatever the fuck I want. This list is gonna get personal, watch out. With love, Em

Going Up

Masks
Do you have a giant zit on your face? Or maybe you're just ugly? Why not rock a mask? Just cut a picture of a cat's head and tie it to your head. You can claim you're being all "ironic" and shit. You'll have the hipsters eating from your um, paw.
(yeah, I still fuckin read Cory's blog)
Getting fired
If BFF, Millie, hadn't gotten fired 4 times in the past year, she'd still be suckin' a gay man's ding dong at Urban Outfitters. Now she's working at an architecture firm probably designing some contraption that'll incinerate those three-seasons-too-late fake leather Free People ballet flats.

White-on-white

Think Andrew W. K. circa when Vice Magazine had street cred. PS Blood stains are the perfect accent accessory for this summer look.



Rooftop parties

Who the fuck has a back garden these days?

The Grand Panic
The math is easy:
My Bloody Valentine + NIN + Depeche Mode. Uh huh.
check their www.myspace.com/thegrandpanic

Going Down

"Have you seen Batman yet?"
Fucking stop asking me.

Facebook Events
You realize of course that all the really cool peeps don't have time to check Facebook, right?

Remixes
Otherwise known as MSTRKRFT trying to prolong working on they're own crappy original music because they've run out of ideas.

2 comments:

Zumania said...

cum in my pants, it's back from the fucking morgue.

this just made my month.

Anonymous said...

Who are you?
Thanks for listening to my music! Grand panic