Saturday, August 2, 2008

Lauren Conrad v. Spencer Pratt

Going Up

WalkingDistance.ca
BFF Jennilee's amazing blog. I can't believe I didn't know about it earlier, actually. While it takes me a year to post ten sentences, Jennilee has been quietly building the most beautiful collection of photographs. God, I'm such a pussy.



White swimming trunks
If I was a gay dude, I probably would've gotten my first boner watching the opening scene of Chariots of Fire. Or was it St. Elmo's Fire? Whatever, the one with the dudes in white shorts running on the beach.


Bruises

Bruises are like the 80-20 rule, where 20 percent pain will get you 80 percent badass-ness.


Going Down


The Skullset for Urban Oufitters
I'm just upset that I have to share The Skullset photoblog
with the largest manufacturer of "ethnic" scarves.


Trimming your bangs
A major benefit of not trimming one's bangs is that it makes portraits like this a helluva lot easier when you don't have draw pesky things like eyes n' shit.


Decorative belts
When was the last time you wore a belt to actually hold up your jeans? Mantra for Fall '08 is function over form.

Steampunk watch

See above re: function over form. A watch tells time. TIME. This is information you can get for FREE by having one eye open.


2 comments:

maria a. bogdanova said...

all the bruises from tranny mess partying make me look like i'm actually doing something outdoorsy this summer.

or that like i get into fights with locals.

SHIFT OPERATIONS said...

this is me being ironic: mosquito bites are the new bruises.